Sunday 11 November 2012

Parental Warning!  Todays blog contains subject matter that may be offensive to some viewers.  Strong sexual content!  (Just to give you a heads up....."Fifty Shades of Green"  Turtle porn!!!

We have discovered the mystery of why there are so many turtles her on Kamaole Beach.  As I mentioned earlier in the week,  Maureen and Duane have discovered what they thought was some sort of sunken scaffolding on the bottom of the ocean about 200 yards out from shore.  Turns out it is a turtle brothel where guys just drop in for casual sex.  Poor girl is trapped in the scaffolding!  (see photo below!)
Fifty Shades Of Green
Behind The Green Door

What Happens In Maui, Stays In Maui

We have also made an interesting discovery.  Supposedly male turtles have long tails....we don't think they are tails at all!  Go figure!

Sadly our week here has come to an end.  I am pretty much packed but have somewhere along the line lost my capri pants that I was going to wear home.  I said to Bill that I'm going to be that loser who arrives in Calgary that everyone will be going nudge, nudge to each other and commenting "Look at that loser..... showing off my suntan!"  Luckily for me, Maureen has a spare pair of long pants that she is going to lend to me....thank goodness.  Don't want to arrive home to snow and cold in a tank top and shorts!

Have had the BEST holiday!  Two weeks on Hawaii with Kelli and Mike and then another week and a bit here on Maui with our friends Maureen and Duane!  What more could we ask for! Special time with family and friends, great weather, fun activities, beautiful scenery, fabulous snorkelling with unbelievable turtle watching opportunities, snorkelling with Manta Rays,  swimming with spinner dolphins, volcanoes, great food,  afternoon iced lattees, etc. etc.  A FANTASTIC TRIP AND ONE WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!!

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